Mom on the Side’s Pink Lemonade Peeps Vodka

Manageability – Hey, that was easy

I’m a vodka lady, and I’m all about pink , so you know these adorable drinks were on the menu for Easter. These pink lemonade vodka cocktails were sweet and sugary, and the little pink Peeps swimming around on top (quack quack) help you to forget you’re literally poisoning your liver. MOTS says to serve in a martini glass, but does that make it a martini? Is it the shape of the glass that defines the drink itself? Is everything a martini if you put it into a martini glass???

I feel like these are existential question for alcoholics.

I don’t know why Jesus turned water into wine, when he could’ve made vodka.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup of pink lemonade
  • 1/2 cup of vodka (whatever brand you like)
  • Pink Peeps

Directions

  1. Place Peeps in a jar and pour vodka over them.
  2. Let them sit overnight (or a few hours if you are short on time) to help them infuse each other’s flavors.
  3. When you’re ready for cocktails, pour one cup of lemonade into a glass followed by 2 ounces of vodka into the lemonade.
  4. Find a mirror and say to yourself “the name’s Bond. James Bond”
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