Nicki Eats’ Dalgona Coffee

Manageability – Simple , so long as you’re not crazy.

I like coffee. I’m not a weirdo. I like lattes and flavored blends, and a nice strong cup on a Sunday morning. What I don’t like, though, are coffee recipes that require me to use a mixer or taste like a mushy coffee puffiness. I’m too hung over for that. So, I don’t think I’ll be making Dalgona Coffee from Nikki Eats a second time.

The recipe is simple, I’ll grant that. It’s only like three ingredients, so on the Martha Stewart scale of manageability this is a breeze. Unless, of course, you don’t have an electric mixer, at which point the recipe asks you to mix by hand for 20-40 minutes. Are you nuts?? My arm would fall off. And who the fuck would spend 30 minutes hand-mixing for one cup of coffee? I do have a mixer though, so I saw this through to completion, but I wasn’t very impressed. It honestly starts to fall apart very quickly, and after stirring it tastes kinda like a cold coffee smoothie. Hey maybe that’s your thing. It wasn’t my thing, at all.

Our cat didn’t like it either, and he eats puréed salmon goop.

Ingredients

  • 1 Tablespoon of instant coffee
  • 1 Tablespoon of brown sugar
  • 2 Tablespoons of hot water, or “hawter”
  • Milk of choice
  • Ice

Instructions

  1. Place coffee, sugar and water in a larger bowl and mix on high for about 4-5 minutes until the mixture becomes foamy, with peaks. If you do not have a mixer, go buy one. You could hand whisk for 20-30 minutes for the same consistency, but my god you are a crazy person.
  2. Fill a glass with ice and milk of choice and place your whipped dalgona coffee on top.
  3. Make sure to stir! You want the dalgona coffee to mix with the milk thoroughly. Albeit, after you take cute pictures.
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